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Thread: You might be a Computer Enthusiast when...

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    Post You might be a Computer Enthusiast when...

    *You've ever dreamt about source code.
    *Your last 5 meals consisted of pizza and Mountain Dew.
    *The sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on.
    *The last time you got up prior to noon was in 1994.
    *You've gone 72 hours without sleep because "this stupid thing SHOULD compile!".
    *When someone mentions "SATAN" you don't think of the devil.
    *The case hasn't been on your computer since the day you bought it.
    *You call 911 when your ISP goes down.
    *You have a LAN in your living room.
    *You've ever used the phrase "I love kickin puppies!" (Warez Puppies)
    *Your lifelong dream is to get published in Bugtraq.
    *Your ISP calls YOU for tech support.
    *You think "Unix Wars" should be made into a movie.
    *You've been obssesed with Sandra Bullock ever since "The Net" came out.
    *You think your phone is tapped.
    *Your phone IS tapped.
    *You tapped your own phone just to see if you could.
    *The amount of RAM you have is > your IQ.

    That is courtesy of HappyHacker.org by Josh

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    Aside from that other thread awhile ago like something like this, does anyone have any "You might be a Computer Enthusiast when..." kinda suggestions yourself. Like perhaps, once you made up. Add it to this thread, I like to hear them.

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    Junior Member
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    Jun 2002
    Sorry to sound a bit stupid, what are warez puppies?
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    Lets see... I have a LAN in my bedroom does that count... oh and when people mention SATAN I think of Bill Gates
    \"Why do they call it \'Raw Sewage\' do people auctually cook that stuff\" -George Carlin

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    Jun 2002
    you might be a computer enthusiast when....
    >>you never call your friends anymore, you email/irc/aim them
    >>you have nightmares about your computer being taken away
    >>you cry over the processor you overclocked a BIT too much
    >>your only friends have names like tommy_smith instead of Tommy Smith

    hope you like 'em

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    Nice, anyone got any others?

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    Jan 2002
    Originally posted here by JCHostingAdmin

    *You think your phone is tapped.

    That is courtesy of HappyHacker.org by Josh
    Especially when you hear that heavy breathing that is NOT the family dog.
    Nostalgia isn\'t what it used to be.


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    the sound of a modem logging on gets u 2 sleep
    By the sacred **** of the sacred psychedelic tibetan yeti ....We\'ll smoke the chinese out
    The 20th century pharoes have the slaves demanding work

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    May 2002
    I saw a joke that was written in C, and I got it.

    Does that qualify?

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    Webius Designerous Indiginous
    Join Date
    Mar 2002
    South Florida
    you know your a computer enthusiast if:

    Your reading this post.
    You chat with people that are in the same room over a computer.
    You have a coffee pot next to your computer.
    When 40 GB hard drive just doesn't cut it anymore.
    You have more spare computer parts than Compaqs return department.
    If its past 2 am right now....
    You don't even bother to check your real mailbox anymore.
    When you glance around the room and your surrounded by computer books, manuals, RFC's etc..

    You like?

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