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    Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

    Assembler Chicken
    First it builds the road ...

    Bill Gates
    I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads and balance your checkbook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.49999999.

    C Chicken
    It crosses the road without looking both ways.

    C++ Chicken
    The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other side.

    COBOL Chicken
    0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
    IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
    PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1
    UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
    ELSE
    GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.

    Cray Chicken
    Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

    Delphi Chicken
    The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

    Gopher Chicken
    Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

    Java Chicken
    If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets)

    Lotus Chicken
    Don't you dare try to cross the road the same way we do!

    Mac Chicken
    No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

    Microsoft Chicken (TM)
    It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

    NT Chicken
    Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

    Newton Chicken
    Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket!

    OOP Chicken
    It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

    OS/2 Chicken
    It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

    Quantum Logic Chicken
    The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.

    VB Chicken
    USHighways! TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

    Web Chicken
    Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

    Win 95 Chicken
    You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like ... chicken.


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    Gopher Chicken
    Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
    hahahahha
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    function beginError(bsod) {
    return true; }
    onLoad.windows = beginError;

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    Mac Chicken
    No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

    Microsoft Chicken (TM)
    It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.

    NT Chicken
    Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.



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