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Thread: Morning Jokes

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2002

    Talking Morning Jokes

    Tech Glossary

    486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
    State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.

    Obsolete: Any computer you own.

    Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.

    G3: Apple's new Macs that make you say 'Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.'

    Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."

    Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.

    GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced 'gooey')

    Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.

    Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

    Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.

    Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.

    Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

    Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.

    System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.

  2. #2
    Antionline Quitter..Srsly
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    hehe...nice one
    \"\"A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive great ones.\" G.K. Chesterton, 19th-century English essayist and poet\"

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