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    Talking National Orgasm Day - 31/07

    Please note that there is a National Orgasm day on 31st July.

    Sounds like the best Holiday ive heard of!!!

    So show them you care...give them an orgasm!!!

    Who Cares Wins

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    pretty funny...
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    Greetings All:

    Uhm, who exactly sanctioned "National Orgasm day".

    Considering Bush didn't even sign the documents this year proclaiming June "Gay Pride Month", I really doubt that he'd sign a the documents necessary to proclaim "National Orgasm day".

    I really don't see it as being something that the greeting card companies "came" up with either.

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    Greetings glorious leader,

    National orgasm day is certainly 'available' in the UK.

    I believe it is a shameful marketing ploy by a company who specialise in clothing and equipment! so to speak!

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_364138.html

    and: (from reuters last year)
    June 22, 2001 9:03 am EST
    LONDON (Reuters) - A major British sex shop chain, citing a recent survey that showed 80 percent of women faked their climax during intercourse, said it is declaring July 31 National Orgasm Day.

    Under the slogan "Make it not fake it" the Ann Summers chain said Thursday it was time for women to stake their claim to a full and satisfying sex life.

    Offering a series of sex aids ranging from the top selling Rampant Rabbit vibrator to lip-smacking chocolate body paint to help, the chain said couples should talk through their sex troubles which were usually stress-related.

    "Achieving orgasm is as much about what is going on between your ears as what is going on between your legs. Tackle these concerns before you start a love-making session and you are on the way to the big O," it said.


    certainly commercially inspired, but then what isnt now a days?
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    thats just sick man....ah do they have fireworks for that 2, lol
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    *shakes her head* How sad is that?

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    Okay, so a sex shop is declearing an orgasm day. So JP are you going to declare any day National AntiOnline day. Seeing that is how it works now? November 6 is now declared FAKE DAY. Just to let you know. Geesh....

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    JP: Feeling like meditating on our wonderful leader of the not-so-free world? Try here.
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    OK, where does one go to find one of these ogre-asms(sp)?
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    This is ridiculous... fo real. Can't believe someone would be so *tries to find word to use* inelegant, or crass.

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