The 12 Days of AOL




On the first day of AOL those buttheads gave to me,

a jerk cursing in a chat room.

On the second day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the third day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the fourth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the fifth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

5 web crashes
4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the sixth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

6 disconnections
5 web crashes
4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the seventh day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

7 frozen IM's
6 disconnections
5 web crashes
4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the eighth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

8 hours of busy signals
7 frozen IM's
6 disconnections
5 web crashes
4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the ninth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

9 frozen chat rooms
8 hours of busy signals
7 frozen IM's
6 disconnections
5 web crashes
4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the tenth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

10 hours with out mail
9 frozen chat rooms
8 hours of busy signals
7 frozen IM's
6 disconnections
5 web crashes
4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the eleventh day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

11 channels not working
10 hours with out mail
9 frozen chat rooms
8 hours of busy signals
7 frozen IM's
6 disconnections
5 web crashes
4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room

On the twelevth day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

12 reasons to cancel
On the eleventh day of AOL those buttheads gave to me

11 channels not working
10 hours with out mail
9 frozen chat rooms
8 hours of busy signals
7 frozen IM's
6 disconnections
5 web crashes
4 idiots at tech help
3 error messages
2 pieces of junk mail
and a jerk cursing in a chat room


truthful knowledge from: http://www.webabout.com/jokes/aoldays.htm