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    oops

    this i have read from some where while browsing and i want to share with u people...

    this is just a joke ....


    bill gates after death stands inbetween hell and heaven..
    god:bill gates which one would u like to take....
    bill gates lease show me the two of them...

    god will first take to the heaven... from outside it looks filthy and bill gates turns his head towards hell and it smells roses, women etc...

    so mr bill thinks in himself "i have heard heaven is beautiful but it is converse here...."and selects hell..

    god sents him to hell

    a week later god in his rounds meets bill..and the conversation like this..


    bill: what is this?mr god, " hell is like hell,every one frying in oil and i just cant describe...
    god:what can i do bill gates ...i asked u to come and look for ur self but from seeing outside u selected hell...what u have seen is just the screensaver the total matter is after that...
    when floods come fishes eat ants
    when floods go down ants eat fish
    life is like that........

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    Hi, did you make that up or did you nick it from somewhere else? (if so where)
    Nice joke, not very good english, but still understandable (kindof)
    Thanks
    \"Why is the bomb always gettin\' the last word?\" - Will Smith - Lost & Found (2005)

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    Originally posted by Prankster
    Hi, did you make that up or did you nick it from somewhere else? (if so where)
    Read the first line of his/her post:

    Originally posted by praveendasika
    this i have read from some where while browsing and i want to share with u people...
    Greg
    \"Do you know what people are most afraid of?
    What they don\'t understand.
    When we don\'t understand, we turn to our assumptions.\"
    -- William Forrester

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    ghaghaghaa
    Double Dutch

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