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July 9th, 2002, 03:48 AM
#1
Wife 1.0 Vs GirlFriend 7.0
hello friends.. just trying to make u laugh..
so here it is .. read and enjoy...
Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife.
Software Engineer writes ............
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began unexpected
child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the
product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialisation, where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5
and Saturday Night
Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I
cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
some of my other favourite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance
'n'Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
UN-install does not work on this program. Once I
tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection
Fault in module House Security. The uninstallation will abort."
Can you help me, please!!!
Reply from Tech. Support
Dear Software Engineer,
Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife.
This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly
due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a
UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its
creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to
purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is
impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife1.0 from the system
once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife
1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the
original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with
Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest
you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults
(GPFs).
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\
APOLOGIZE.
Infact I would suggest you to use this command everytime Wife 1.0
crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high
maintenance is required. Consider buying additional software to
improve the
performance of Wife 1.0.
I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which
will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any
circumstances, install Secretary-With-Short-Skirt 3.3. This is not
a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck.
Tech Support.
thanks for reading...
intruder
A laptop, internet connection and beer.
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July 9th, 2002, 04:21 AM
#2
LOL... an oldie but goodie..
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July 9th, 2002, 05:07 AM
#3
LOL way to make life and puters mesh together in a hilarious way.
Probably more true that most still running girlfriend 7.0 would expect.
Dream as if you are going to live forever, live as if you were going to die today.
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July 9th, 2002, 05:12 AM
#4
[shadow]i have a herd of 1337 sheep[/shadow]
Worth should be judged on quality... Not apperance... Anyone can sell you **** inside a pretty box.. The only real gift then is the box..
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July 9th, 2002, 05:32 AM
#5
Baby 1.0 forces Girlfriend 12.0 into Wife 1.0 operation while deleting Girlfriend -x.x into irrelevance...
My daughter will be born about 12 hours from now...
****...Time to upgrade MYSELF...and stop resting in the BSOD... My CMOS battery is of a neverending charge and everything is defrag'ed. Power down will come in 20 years...
Ouroboros
"entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem"
"entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity."
-Occam's Razor
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July 9th, 2002, 05:43 AM
#6
Member
This joke is quite humorous. You are the man! :-D
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July 9th, 2002, 10:59 AM
#7
intruder me like`s these jokes u post intruder hillarious d00d
By the sacred **** of the sacred psychedelic tibetan yeti ....We\'ll smoke the chinese out
The 20th century pharoes have the slaves demanding work
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July 9th, 2002, 12:07 PM
#8
Grow the **** up whoever is giving out negatives for respondeing to this thread
Ur a ****ing idiot and u seriously need to grow the **** up! ya we liked the joke get the **** over it i dont give a **** if the joke is old this forum never had the joke posted to it and it is for tech humor sorry we dont sit around all day reading every ****ing thing on the net aparently like u do... Get a ****ing life and instead of giving out anon negs how bout u grow some balls and give a real statement
This is just so stupid anymore!
[shadow]i have a herd of 1337 sheep[/shadow]
Worth should be judged on quality... Not apperance... Anyone can sell you **** inside a pretty box.. The only real gift then is the box..
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July 9th, 2002, 12:24 PM
#9
I agree with NetSyn, a bit of humor might do the neg poster a bit of good!
Keep it up Intruder
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July 10th, 2002, 02:45 PM
#10
Great !!! LMAO. Were can I buy this girlfriend 7.0?
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