July 9th, 2002, 03:09 PM
A joke from intruder.....
hello friends.. just check out this joke...
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is
asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you
before you see her that the baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no
money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno
movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of
my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward
questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately
needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the
movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really
none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has
"Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard
up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I
really had no choice."
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and
presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank god
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
feeling that it was going to bark.
thanks for reading..
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July 9th, 2002, 03:23 PM
ah.. that's sick
July 9th, 2002, 03:33 PM
woah. i had no idea.
hmmm. /me thinks i should keep all of me nasty jokes to myself.
dont want to get flamed out of here.
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July 9th, 2002, 03:47 PM
Haha....That's kinda funny, still It is a bit sick.
With all the subtlety of an artillery barrage / Follow blindly, for the true path is sketchy at best. .:Bring OS X to x86!
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