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  1. #1
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    Talking A joke from intruder.....

    hello friends.. just check out this joke...

    A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is
    asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the
    "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies
    "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife
    "No, no boyfriend either."
    "Do you have a partner then?"
    "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
    After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman.
    "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you
    before you see her that the baby is black"
    "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no
    money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno
    movie. The lead man was black."

    "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of
    my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward
    questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde
    "Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately
    needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the
    movie, what else could I do?"
    "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really
    none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has
    slanted eyes."
    "Well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard
    up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I
    really had no choice."
    At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and
    presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the
    The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Well thank god
    for that!"
    "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.

    "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible
    feeling that it was going to bark.

    thanks for reading..

    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

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    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    ah.. that's sick
    Double Dutch

  3. #3
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    May 2002
    woah. i had no idea.
    hmmm. /me thinks i should keep all of me nasty jokes to myself.
    dont want to get flamed out of here.
    just like water off a duck\'s back... I AM HERE.

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  4. #4
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    Jan 2002
    Haha....That's kinda funny, still It is a bit sick.

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