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  1. #1
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    Talking All jokes and all fun... enjoy...

    some jokes to make u laugh...


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    Father - Which part of the body goes to heaven first ?
    kid - legs
    Father - why legs
    kid - because, i see mom every night with her legs up and screaming, oh
    god

    i am in heaven

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    kid - how baby comes into world dad - in the moonlight, an angel comes to
    earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap kid - you mean "****ing" is useless
    !!!!
    Twins talking inside mother's womb
    T1 - The place is shaking, daddy's here again, he is early today
    T2 - Shhh, quiet, that's not daddy, daddy doesn't wear a raincoat

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    one day a secretary saw her boss's pants unzip. She said, "boss ur
    garage's
    door is open". boss, "did u see my ferrari ?". secretary, "no boss, i
    can
    see a scooter with two punctured tyres !!!"

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    boy goes for blood test. nurse! takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
    she
    sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test
    done
    ?"

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    A 85 year old man gets sensation and wants to **** his wife.
    He says "i am going to buy 2 viagras"
    Wife says, "if you are going to start that rusty thing again, i will have
    to
    take a tetanus injection"

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    hope u enjoyed.. it..

    thanks...
    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

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    good jokes

    (.........laugh) good jokes (laugh..........)
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  3. #3
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    Arrow more jokes

    ive got a few more that might be funny, and none more inapropriate than above.
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    teen girl - dad, can i borrow the car tonight?
    dad - well, i dont no...
    girl - please!!!
    dad - ok, but only if you suck my di*k
    girl - dad, that gross!!!
    dad - u want the car or not?
    girl - of course
    *dad drops pants and whips it out**girl starts sucking*
    girl - dad, your di*k tastes like sh*t!!!
    dad - o ya, your brother already has the car.

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    this is more of a corny pick up line than a joke but if you use it the results will be funny, for those watching anyway...

    'hi there, there's 206 bones in the body, how 'bout another?'

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    thats all i have for now but if i think of more ill post them...
    I did not come here to tell you how it is going to end, I came here to tell you how it was going to begin. I\'m going to hang up this phone, then I\'m going to tell these people what you don\'t want them to hear.

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