All jokes and all fun... enjoy...

[intruder]

some jokes to make u laugh...


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Father - Which part of the body goes to heaven first ?
kid - legs
Father - why legs
kid - because, i see mom every night with her legs up and screaming, oh
god

i am in heaven

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kid - how baby comes into world dad - in the moonlight, an angel comes to
earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap kid - you mean "****ing" is useless
!!!!
Twins talking inside mother's womb
T1 - The place is shaking, daddy's here again, he is early today
T2 - Shhh, quiet, that's not daddy, daddy doesn't wear a raincoat

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one day a secretary saw her boss's pants unzip. She said, "boss ur
garage's
door is open". boss, "did u see my ferrari ?". secretary, "no boss, i
can
see a scooter with two punctured tyres !!!"

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boy goes for blood test. nurse! takes sample and cannot find cotton, so
she
sucks his finger. Boy is so happy that he asks, "can i get a urine test
done
?"

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A 85 year old man gets sensation and wants to **** his wife.
He says "i am going to buy 2 viagras"
Wife says, "if you are going to start that rusty thing again, i will have
to
take a tetanus injection"

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hope u enjoyed.. it..

thanks...

[THE RUSSIAN]

(.........laugh) good jokes (laugh..........)

[mrcoffee12]

ive got a few more that might be funny, and none more inapropriate than above.
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teen girl - dad, can i borrow the car tonight?
dad - well, i dont no...
girl - please!!!
dad - ok, but only if you suck my di*k
girl - dad, that gross!!!
dad - u want the car or not?
girl - of course
*dad drops pants and whips it out**girl starts sucking*
girl - dad, your di*k tastes like sh*t!!!
dad - o ya, your brother already has the car.

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this is more of a corny pick up line than a joke but if you use it the results will be funny, for those watching anyway...

'hi there, there's 206 bones in the body, how 'bout another?'

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thats all i have for now but if i think of more ill post them...