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    Wink Little Johnny -- fascinate

    A teach of a third grade class comes into school
    Monday morning and asks her students to use their
    new vocabulary word, "fascinate", in a sentence.
    Little Suzette raises her hand and says, "Last
    week my parents and I went to the zoo and we were
    fascinated by the polar bears." The teacher said,
    "Thatís good Suzette, but I wanted you to use the
    word fascinate."

    Little Mike raises his hand and says, "Last week
    my parents went to Wal-mart and were fascinated
    by all the great deals." The teacher says,
    "Thatís good Mike, but you were supposed to use
    the word fascinate."

    Next, little Johnny raises his hand and the
    teacher was a little slow to call on him cause
    she knows how bad Johnny's mouth was. She thinks
    for a minute, and then decides there is no way
    that he can corrupt the word fascinate. She then
    calls on Johnny. Little Johnny yells out, "My
    sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her
    **** are so big she can only fasten eight."


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    oldie but a goodie still it is good for a laugh cheers sumdumguy
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    Pronounciation jokes Reminds me of this one:

    "A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

    DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
    Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."
    DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
    Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."
    DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
    Caller: "Goan **** yourself!"

    The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:

    DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
    Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
    DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
    Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
    DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
    Caller: "Smee again! Goan **** yourself!"
    I wish to express my gratitude to the people of Italy. Thank you for inventing pizza.

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