July 20th, 2002, 01:34 AM
Little Johnny -- fascinate
A teach of a third grade class comes into school
Monday morning and asks her students to use their
new vocabulary word, "fascinate", in a sentence.
Little Suzette raises her hand and says, "Last
week my parents and I went to the zoo and we were
fascinated by the polar bears." The teacher said,
"Thatís good Suzette, but I wanted you to use the
Little Mike raises his hand and says, "Last week
my parents went to Wal-mart and were fascinated
by all the great deals." The teacher says,
"Thatís good Mike, but you were supposed to use
the word fascinate."
Next, little Johnny raises his hand and the
teacher was a little slow to call on him cause
she knows how bad Johnny's mouth was. She thinks
for a minute, and then decides there is no way
that he can corrupt the word fascinate. She then
calls on Johnny. Little Johnny yells out, "My
sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her
**** are so big she can only fasten eight."
July 20th, 2002, 01:39 AM
oldie but a goodie still it is good for a laugh cheers sumdumguy
By the sacred **** of the sacred psychedelic tibetan yeti ....We\'ll smoke the chinese out
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July 20th, 2002, 02:20 AM
Pronounciation jokes Reminds me of this one:
"A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."
DJ: "... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Goan **** yourself!"
The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until:
DJ: "96FM, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
Caller: "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
DJ: "... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"
Caller: "Smee again! Goan **** yourself!"
I wish to express my gratitude to the people of Italy. Thank you for inventing pizza.