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Thread: Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in Star Wars

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    Talking Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in Star Wars

    Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Star Wars (A New Hope)"

    1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
    2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
    3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
    4. "Sorry about the mess..."
    5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
    8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
    9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"

    Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "The Empire Strikes Back"

    1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
    2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
    3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
    4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
    5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
    6. "But now we must eat. ***, good food, cummm..."
    7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
    8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
    9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

    Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in "Return of the Jedi"

    1. "Rise, my friend."
    2. "Open the back door!"
    3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
    4. "It's just a dead animal..."
    5. "Not bad for a little furball."
    6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
    7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
    8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two"
    9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
    10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

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    heh. . . . I love those. . . . but they were posted quite some time ago by someone else. Good post though.
    "Never give in-never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy!" - Winston Churchill

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    What about "I'd rather kiss a Wookie" in ST:ESB?!?! :-)


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