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    Talking jokes of the day

    hello friends..

    just posted the jokes to make u all laugh..

    1)Q:- What is the difference between TENSION &
    STRESS ?
    Ans:- TENSION is when your wife is pregnant &
    STRESS is when your secretary is pregnant !

    2)Q:-A man was finger ****ing his girlfriend.
    "Honey" she said, " The ring on your finger is
    hurting me"
    he replied "No darling its not my ring but my
    wristwatch "

    3)Q:-One sperm says to the other.."How far is it to
    the ovaries?" The other one says.." Relax, we
    just passed the throat... there's a lot more to
    go"!

    4)Q:-A man to Sexy Blonde in a Bar.. "Hey you
    alone?
    Lets have Sex tonight" Blonde.. "Ok, but I am on my
    menstrual cycle"........Sardar...... " Cool! I am on my Hero
    Honda"!

    5)Q:-Thought for the day :~ "SAVE WATER...HAVE BATH
    WITH NEIGHBOR'S DAUGHTER


    6)Q:-A girl goes to the doctor complaining that her
    hole has become big and it hurt a lot....
    Doc:" How did this hole become so big?
    " Girl: " Doc,I was raped by an elephnat"
    Doc:" But the penis of an elephnat is small

    " Girl ":The elephant Fingered me first "!!!


    7)Q:-A woman journalist goes to a dairy farm to make
    a special report.
    She finds that all the cows look very sad. While
    interviewing the owner on camera LIVE she asks the owner " Sir, why
    do all the cows look sad?"
    The owner replies " Lady, how would you feel if I
    fiddled with your **** twice a day and let you go without screwing
    you?"

    8)Q:-Why do women like wearing black panties?
    Ans:- Its a way for them to say " In memory of
    those who were burried here"!!!


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    LOL nice jokes

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    hey intruder,
    why do u have to make this thread hidden, when its just a Joke!!

    anyway, i buy this>>
    6)Q:-A girl goes to the doctor complaining that her
    hole has become big and it hurt a lot....
    Doc:" How did this hole become so big?
    " Girl: " Doc,I was raped by an elephnat"
    Doc:" But the penis of an elephnat is small

    " Girl ":The elephant Fingered me first "!!!
    so funny,

    Bingo!!

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    Originally posted here by Mallam
    hey intruder,
    why do u have to make this thread hidden, when its just a Joke!!

    anyway, i buy this>>
    6)Q:-A girl goes to the doctor complaining that her
    hole has become big and it hurt a lot....
    Doc:" How did this hole become so big?
    " Girl: " Doc,I was raped by an elephnat"
    Doc:" But the penis of an elephnat is small

    " Girl ":The elephant Fingered me first "!!!
    so funny,

    Bingo!!
    he made it like that because it contains foul-language..you should've made your joke like that too.. and that's why you got negged. read the FAQ...

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    Loved the jokes.

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    Did NOT love the jokes, hidden or not, they weren't appropriate to me. Most of the time I like your jokes intruder, but this time, they were in very bad taste.

    Deb
    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

  7. #7
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    id have to agree with deb, i believe that AO is a more sophisticated place than a teenage toilet humour parade. But at least you made them hidden.

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