August 7th, 2002, 11:10 AM
A Typical IT Husband!
Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear . . . . ., I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found . . .
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband : Too many parameters . . .
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
August 7th, 2002, 11:23 AM
August 7th, 2002, 11:33 AM
I'm so glad you and your wife liked it
Confusion, will be my epitaph...
King Crimson - Epitaph
August 7th, 2002, 04:16 PM
At the heart of the Internet culture
is the force that want to know everything about you.
August 7th, 2002, 04:21 PM
August 7th, 2002, 08:52 PM