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    Wise old sayings and quotes.

    Some of the wise sayings that changed the way I think, when I found them in my Inbox.

    If your father is a poor man,
    it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man,
    it's your stupidity.
    .......................................................................
    I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
    .......................................................................Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect......
    so why practice?
    .......................................................................If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then what exactly are the others here for?
    ......................................................................
    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    .......................................................................
    Love thy neighbor.
    But don't get caught.
    .......................................................................Behind every successful man, there is a woman
    And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
    .......................................................................The wise never marry.
    and when they marry they become otherwise.
    .......................................................................
    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.
    ......................................................................."Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep
    .......................................................................
    There should be a better way to start a day
    Than waking up every morning
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    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.
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    A dress is like a barbed fence
    It protects the premises without restricting the view
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    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.
    ......................................................................
    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say........
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    With great power comes great responsibility.

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    I've liked the one about the train, bus work station for a while now.
    Every now and then, one of you won't annoy me.

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    Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
    hahaha i love it..
    .::nataS is WaTchiNg::.

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    Thanks hollow_man !!! Those things are really usefull when I didn't do my homework again or when I forgot something or just to piss some people off.
    Thanks for the laugh to .
    Double Dutch

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    God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
    That's funny, yet true! lol

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    hehe, damn good thing I searched the site before posting these, (I was just about to post them aswell).

    they're good.
    \"Why is the bomb always gettin\' the last word?\" - Will Smith - Lost & Found (2005)

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    Re: Wise old sayings and quotes.

    Originally posted here by hollow_man
    Love thy neighbor.
    But don't get caught.

    In the spirit of that one:


    It's ok to love your pet,
    but don't LOVE your pet.


    and

    don't sweat the petty stuff,
    and don't pet the sweaty stuff.




    El Diablo

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