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Thread: funny .... but not for all !

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    Talking funny .... but not for all !

    ok guys ... who loves Ariel Sharon ,...
    1) recommended not to read this ...
    2) no hard feelings ... it's just a jok .... wish it was true

    Ariel Sharon wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office. So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high International quality.

    The stamps are created, printed, and released. Sharon is very pleased.

    But within a few days of release of the stamp, he begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he became infuriated.

    He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the matter. They check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the problem to Sharon.

    The report states: "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. The problem is people are spitting on the wrong side .
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    The same could be said of a lot of people.
    Winston Churchill was vilified as an adventurer
    who wanted to start a war. Abraham Lincoln
    was hated so much that he was assasinated.

    You don't rise to national or international
    power without making lots of enemies.
    I came in to the world with nothing. I still have most of it.

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    At the risk of being ignorant...who is Ariel Sharon?
    Very funny though, I am still chuckleing, is this a true story?
    I have a question; are you the bug, or the windshield?

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    heh, that's funny. Btw, AE, Ariel Sharon is the Israeli PM.

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    so we have only one ass hole beside to sharon .... the one who choosed " peace maker "...
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    Re: funny .... but not for all !

    I like my version better....I think It may fit him a little more.



    Ariel Sharon wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it before he is kicked out of office. So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high International quality.

    The stamps are created, printed, and released. Sharon is very pleased.

    But within a few days of release of the stamp, he begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he became infuriated. So he decided to call in the tanks and kill the stamp makers, their familys, and exile them from there homeland.

    Sharon, needs a real lesson in peace making, however I dont what I would do, in his position.
    Civil War is the hardest thing for a leader to be faced with.
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    lol, that was funny.. yeah i agree alot could be said for alot of people... sorry i chose peace maker... i clicked on the wrong one.. lol opps

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    hmmm ... i wonder ,.. what the hell is ELSE point to ?!?!?
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    I clicked "else" saying that PM Sharon is a desperate man, desperate for the terror against his civilians to stop. He figures by waging Urban Warfare on an even more desperate nations suicide bombers, he will somehow discourage terror. HOWEVER, since HAMAS and those other groups have no respect for human life, theydont care howany die, as long as they get what they want. And they want ALL of Israel. So on both sides there are "Else"s. I saw new leaders on BOTH sides. Someone who wants to live in peace. Neither sides want peace right now... and thats sad.
    It is better to be HATED for who you are, than LOVED for who you are NOT.

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