Where will u go , heaven or hell ??

[intruder]

hello
a small joke thought of sharing with u all... enjoy....


One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
ResourcesDirector was hit by a bus and she died. Her soul was met at the Pearly
gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter.

"Before you get settled in, it seems we have a problem. You see, we've never
had a Human Resources Director make it this far and we're not really sure what
to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we are going to do
is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose
whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven,"
said the woman. "Sorry,we have rules... " And with that St. Peter put
the executive in an elevator and it went down to hell. The doors opened and
she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf
course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her
were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and
they were all cheering for her.

They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and talked about old times.
They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country
club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met
the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a
great time telling jokes and dancing. Everybody shook her hand and waved
good-bye as she got in the elevator. The elevator opened at the Pearly gates and
she found St. Peter waiting for her. She spent the next 24 hours lounging
around on the clouds and playing the harp and singing.

She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and
st. Peter came and got her. "So you have spent a day in hell, and a day in
Heaven. Now choose your eternity," he said. The woman replied: "Well I
never thought I would say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and
all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went back to
Hell.
When the doors opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland
covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags
and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up
to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the
woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and
we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is are
wastelands and garbage and all my friends look miserable."

The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you.
Today, you're staff....."


thanks for reading..

intruder

[cheesegoduk]

LOL, Thats brilliant! Thanks for cheering me up!

[skarsatai]

hi
great !!!

[Later_Gator]

i always hear the saying "you could rain in hell , or serve in heaven" i think that thiis outs a whole new view on that.. i liked it very much.... its always nice to read things like that...

[Noia]

Typical....

- Noia

[Neo]

A good one. Come up with such ones.

[Alt+F4]

nice one. any others?

[praveendasika]

good

[retoor]

Last time I heard it, it was with Mr. Bill Gates, And instead of the last line ("Yesterday we were recruiting you.
Today, you're staff....." ) It read "It was oly the Demo version"

[Smu23]

A great Story!
It really amused me! *g*