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    Q & A

    Some good ones I got in my e-mail.

    What did the witch teach in school? Spelling.

    Why did the teacher send the clock to the principal's office? Tocking too much.

    Why was the teacher sitting in the road? She was grading on a curb.

    How did the baby cheat in nursery school? Crib notes!

    Did the cheetah like science? Yes, she found it FAST-inating!!

    What did the one math textbook say to the other? I've got lots of problems!

    In what school do you learn how to greet people? In Hi-School!

    Jr: This year I failed every class except biology. Mary: How did you do that? Jr: Easy, I didn't take biology.

    Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

    Teacher: Donald, I hope I didn't see you looking at Annie's paper! Donald: I hope you didn't either!

    Why are kindergarten teachers so important? They make little kids count.

    Which word is pronounced wrong by even the best scholars? Wrong

    What did one arithmetic book say to the other? I have a lot of problems.

    Teacher: Class, put your hand up if you can give me one sentence with defense, defeat and detail in it. Student: When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail

    Why did the teacher wear dark glasses? Because the class was so bright.

    Laura: Mr. Warthog, would you get mad at me for something that I didn't do? Mr. Warthog: Of course not, Laura. Laura:Good. Because I didn't do my homework! Laura: Good. Because I didn't do my homework!

    Why did the boy take a ladder to school? He wanted to go to high school.

    Why did a classmate give dog biscuits to her friend? She heard that she was the teacher's pet.

    Why did the students eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

    Teacher: I told you to draw a cow eating grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes. The cow ate ALL of the grass.

    How did the teacher fall in love with the janitor? He swept her off her feet.

    Why did the boy eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
    With great power comes great responsibility.

  2. #2
    I have two questions.

    What does this have to do with Tech, and where is the humor?

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