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  1. #1
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    Lightbulb Microsoft Windows98 source code

    hello friends ,
    i got this from one of my friend.. and i also opened my mail
    box thinking that its a windows source code ... but then after
    going through ... it ... i realised .. it really was...

    /***************** Code starts here *********************************/

    /* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
    Project: Chicago(tm)
    Projected release-date: MAY 1998 $History$ */

    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD

    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    hang_system();
    }

    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }

    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    }

    create_general_protection_fault();

    }

    /*************************code ends here***************************/

    thanks for reading.

    intruder
    A laptop, internet connection and beer.

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    Looks like the real thing to me
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    lol! yeah, are you sure you didnt stumble upon bill gates "Real" source code?
    thanks. that was rather funny.
    just like water off a duck\'s back... I AM HERE.

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    Number five this year ...

    Okay, this is getting old. And by the way, there's a Tech Humor forum for posts like these...
    I wish to express my gratitude to the people of Italy. Thank you for inventing pizza.

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    Sorry dude,

    I read the one released by J_B_F a while back. "Windows '98 Source Code posted 07-19-2002 10:46 AM" --here-- J_B_F also included the source...

    I also noticed that Guus listed three others, that were released well before J_B_F's.

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    last time i chacked there was a tech-humor section
    buying M$ OS is like ordering a soup where u gotta pay extra for the bowl and spoon....and each time u order something new u gotta pay a huge amount for a new table!!!

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