Microsoft Windows98 source code

[intruder]

hello friends ,
i got this from one of my friend.. and i also opened my mail
box thinking that its a windows source code ... but then after
going through ... it ... i realised .. it really was...

/***************** Code starts here *********************************/

/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: MAY 1998 $History$ */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}

create_general_protection_fault();

}

/*************************code ends here***************************/

thanks for reading.

intruder

[retoor]

Looks like the real thing to me

[qwerty_smith]

lol! yeah, are you sure you didnt stumble upon bill gates "Real" source code?
thanks. that was rather funny.

[Guus]

Okay, this is getting old. And by the way, there's a Tech Humor forum for posts like these...

[X=-FakeBoy-=X]

Sorry dude,

I read the one released by J_B_F a while back. "Windows '98 Source Code posted 07-19-2002 10:46 AM" --here-- J_B_F also included the source...

I also noticed that Guus listed three others, that were released well before J_B_F's.

[devil_dog]

last time i chacked there was a tech-humor section