September 4th, 2002, 06:08 PM
If you dont read this you are kinda foolish
An adaptation of of William Shakespeares Hamlet
by Noble Hamlet
adapted for now by Ignoble, no relation to Noble Hamlet.
This portrayal of Hamlet displays characters of AntiOnline in the roles of actual characters from the play itself.
Enough banter, let us move on.
Act Five, Scene Two
Continued from Line 213
FB-Army Come Hamlet take this hand from mine
Hamlet Come take it, I have done you wrong
But take it as you are a gentleman
How I am horrified by my own actions
That your greatness awake and realise I did it in madness
Ws it I who did you wrong, not I
If I was taken away, I didnt do it, I deny it
Who was it then? My madness
If so I am a fraction to blame
My madness is my enemy
I am satisfied
That your motive is most obvious
I must avenge due to my honour
I will not back down
To show respect for past honour
I do not accept your love but must avenge.
AND SO ON WITH NAMES /LAZINESS
Play the game
Give me the weapons, come on
Come on, go for it!
Your skill will contrast greatly with my lack of skill.
Are you trying to flame me?
Give them the weapons hehbris
You know what is at stake
I do, you have betted on the weaker side
I am not afraid, I have seen you both
But since he is better, we have better odds
This is too light a weapon, get me another
This weapon suits me well
Are they all they same
Yes my lord they are
They prepare to flame
Get me the drinks
If Hamlet wins I will be richer than any of the past leaders before me
I drink to Hamlet. Let us start go!
A flame war follows in which Hamlet is winning, Hamlet needs a drink to refresh himelf
He is tired, here Hamlet I must praise you
I drink to your fortune
Chemical do not drink
It is poisened, and I am too late
I dare not yet
Come let me wipe your brow
Oblio I will hit him now
Yet I know I shouldnt it is not like me
Come on again Remote Access
I pray you give me your best flame!
Another flame war follows.
This time Remote Access attacks Hamlet off guard and wounds flames him slightly
Hamlet enraged in the scuffle they change tactics and Hamlet flames him slightly
Part them it has gone to far
No keep it coming
Look at Chemical
Look they both bleed, how so?
How is it Remote Access?
Due to my own doings I am justly flamed for my own actions
How is Chemical?
She is saddened
No no! The drink Hamlet
It is poisened by Oblio!
O villiany lock the doors, let nobody leave the forums!
Traitors, seek them out!
Remote Access falls
It is here Hamlet
You too will die soon burnt by my flame
It has gotten me first deservadly but you are unwillingly next to go
Oblio, Oblio is to blame
I will avenge this!
Hamlet flames Oblio
Defend me friends I am hurt
Ha! You foolish, tiredsome, damned hinderance
Hamlet forces Oblio to be flamed
Die from this flame
He is justly served
It is the poisen he makes himself
Forgive me Noble Hamlet
All these deaths are unwillingly my own fault
Remote Access dies
I am to die also! It is assured
Let it be Remote Access2 I am dead
Make sure the truth be told of what has occured here!
I am more antique Roman than Dane
I will kill myself too!
No good Remote Access2
Let it be and tell my story
March afar off, and shot within
What noise is this?
Young JP with conquest from IRC
Oh I die Remote Access 2
I will not live to see their coming
I elect JP as my next leader
the rest is silence
Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest
Enter JP, his team and other important AO members
What is this sight?
It is the act of damage
What has happened to my forums while I was away?
Chaos flame wars! This is not what Ao should be!
Main Ao Member
This is terrible,
We come too late to save our beloved forums from ruin
These people have destroyed what we once had!
I know it is all the fault of Oblio and his wicked ways he has caused carnal acts and destroyed the forum and some of its members in the process
AO is no more
Only a few can save it now
And so on
Well thats just my way of putting the situation, take it or leave it
September 4th, 2002, 06:11 PM
right well that was a waste of time! i want my time back!
September 4th, 2002, 07:24 PM
September 4th, 2002, 07:46 PM
September 4th, 2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted here by th3>kLuTz
I thought that it was hilarious, though, i cannot see whether this the truth be. For though i stop by quite often, i have not been here long enough to know the characters by their writing :-) This post seemed to me humor at its most bitter and best. ....I allways liked sarcasm...hehe....well, heres a thumbs up for the creativity... And doth shakespear live on
Nor do you want to know about some of those characters... I'd forgot about all the days of trouble from Noble Hamlet, Oblio, Chemical, Hebris, etc, etc. Are those days back? Hopefully not... If I had a guess I'd say the same moron that played all those roles is back, for that fact has probably been here for some time.. Great........
I agree with HavangerSr, that was nothing but a waste of time...
September 8th, 2002, 01:07 PM
If it was a waste of time reading.........just pity the fool who wasted time WRITING it!