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    If you dont read this you are kinda foolish

    An adaptation of of William Shakespeares Hamlet
    by Noble Hamlet

    adapted for now by Ignoble, no relation to Noble Hamlet.

    This portrayal of Hamlet displays characters of AntiOnline in the roles of actual characters from the play itself.
    Enough banter, let us move on.

    Act Five, Scene Two

    Continued from Line 213

    FB-Army Come Hamlet take this hand from mine

    Hamlet Come take it, I have done you wrong
    But take it as you are a gentleman
    How I am horrified by my own actions
    That your greatness awake and realise I did it in madness
    Ws it I who did you wrong, not I
    If I was taken away, I didnt do it, I deny it
    Who was it then? My madness
    If so I am a fraction to blame
    My madness is my enemy

    Antihaxor
    I am satisfied
    That your motive is most obvious
    I must avenge due to my honour
    I will not back down
    To show respect for past honour
    I do not accept your love but must avenge.

    AND SO ON WITH NAMES /LAZINESS
    I accept
    Play the game
    Give me the weapons, come on

    Remote Access
    Come on, go for it!

    Hamlet
    Your skill will contrast greatly with my lack of skill.

    Remote Access
    Are you trying to flame me?

    Hamlet
    Not I

    Oblio
    Give them the weapons hehbris
    You know what is at stake

    Hamlet
    I do, you have betted on the weaker side

    Oblio
    I am not afraid, I have seen you both
    But since he is better, we have better odds

    Remote Access
    This is too light a weapon, get me another

    Hamlet
    This weapon suits me well
    Are they all they same

    Hehbris
    Yes my lord they are

    They prepare to flame

    Oblio
    Get me the drinks
    If Hamlet wins I will be richer than any of the past leaders before me
    I drink to Hamlet. Let us start go!

    A flame war follows in which Hamlet is winning, Hamlet needs a drink to refresh himelf

    Chemical
    He is tired, here Hamlet I must praise you
    I drink to your fortune

    Oblio
    Chemical do not drink

    Chemical
    I will!

    Oblio Aside
    It is poisened, and I am too late

    Hamlet
    I dare not yet

    Chemical
    Come let me wipe your brow

    Remote Access
    Oblio I will hit him now

    Oblio
    Good

    Remote Access
    Yet I know I shouldnt it is not like me

    Hamlet
    Come on again Remote Access
    I pray you give me your best flame!

    Another flame war follows.
    This time Remote Access attacks Hamlet off guard and wounds flames him slightly
    Hamlet enraged in the scuffle they change tactics and Hamlet flames him slightly

    Oblio
    Part them it has gone to far

    Hamlet
    No keep it coming

    Hehbris
    Look at Chemical

    Chemical falls

    Remote Access2
    Look they both bleed, how so?

    Hehbris
    How is it Remote Access?

    Remote Access
    Due to my own doings I am justly flamed for my own actions

    Hamlet
    How is Chemical?

    Oblio
    She is saddened

    Chemical
    No no! The drink Hamlet
    It is poisened by Oblio!

    Chemical dies

    Hamlet
    O villiany lock the doors, let nobody leave the forums!
    Traitors, seek them out!

    Remote Access falls

    Remote Access
    It is here Hamlet
    You too will die soon burnt by my flame
    It has gotten me first deservadly but you are unwillingly next to go
    Oblio, Oblio is to blame

    Hamlet
    I will avenge this!

    Hamlet flames Oblio

    AO members
    Treason, treason!

    Oblio
    Defend me friends I am hurt

    Hamlet
    Ha! You foolish, tiredsome, damned hinderance
    Hamlet forces Oblio to be flamed
    Die from this flame
    Oblio dies

    Remote Access
    He is justly served
    It is the poisen he makes himself
    Forgive me Noble Hamlet
    All these deaths are unwillingly my own fault

    Remote Access dies

    Hamlet
    I am to die also! It is assured
    Let it be Remote Access2 I am dead
    Make sure the truth be told of what has occured here!

    Remote Access2
    I will
    I am more antique Roman than Dane
    I will kill myself too!

    Hamlet
    No good Remote Access2
    Let it be and tell my story
    March afar off, and shot within
    What noise is this?

    Hehbris
    Young JP with conquest from IRC

    Hamlet
    Oh I die Remote Access 2
    I will not live to see their coming
    I elect JP as my next leader
    the rest is silence

    Hamlet dies

    Remote Access2
    Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince,
    And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

    March within

    Enter JP, his team and other important AO members

    JP
    What is this sight?

    Remote Access2
    It is the act of damage

    JP
    What has happened to my forums while I was away?
    Chaos flame wars! This is not what Ao should be!

    Main Ao Member
    This is terrible,
    We come too late to save our beloved forums from ruin
    These people have destroyed what we once had!

    Remote Access2
    I know it is all the fault of Oblio and his wicked ways he has caused carnal acts and destroyed the forum and some of its members in the process
    AO is no more
    Only a few can save it now

    And so on

    Well thats just my way of putting the situation, take it or leave it
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    right well that was a waste of time! i want my time back!
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    Hmmmm, very creative.
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    I thought that it was hilarious, though, i cannot see whether this the truth be. For though i stop by quite often, i have not been here long enough to know the characters by their writing :-) This post seemed to me humor at its most bitter and best. ....I allways liked sarcasm...hehe....well, heres a thumbs up for the creativity... And doth shakespear live on
    M$ support is like shooting yourself in the left foot and then putting a band-aid on the right one.
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    Originally posted here by th3>kLuTz
    I thought that it was hilarious, though, i cannot see whether this the truth be. For though i stop by quite often, i have not been here long enough to know the characters by their writing :-) This post seemed to me humor at its most bitter and best. ....I allways liked sarcasm...hehe....well, heres a thumbs up for the creativity... And doth shakespear live on

    Nor do you want to know about some of those characters... I'd forgot about all the days of trouble from Noble Hamlet, Oblio, Chemical, Hebris, etc, etc. Are those days back? Hopefully not... If I had a guess I'd say the same moron that played all those roles is back, for that fact has probably been here for some time.. Great........

    I agree with HavangerSr, that was nothing but a waste of time...
    - Maverick
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    If it was a waste of time reading.........just pity the fool who wasted time WRITING it!
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