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    Morissette?

    Don't you just love Alanis Morissette? Doesn't her music just set your heart afire with the passion of misspent youth? Don't you wish you could write catchy pop hits just like she does?

    Well now you can:

    http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html
    Bukhari:V3B48N826 “The Prophet said, ‘Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?’ The women said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.’”

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    To funny wife is away 18 more days so after 18 years we had a 21 days apart anyway if she were here she'd kill me or at least make me sleep on the couch again my hit song LMAO
    "Why"

    Bossy, Nagging, Untrusting
    Why God, Why?
    Nagging, Funny, My Wife
    Why God, Why?

    What have I done to deserve this Purple horror?
    Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Wife
    Like a Lennon character, I'm wordy and alone
    Why God, Why?

    Lovable, Bossy, Bitch
    Why God, Why?
    My Wife, Bitch, Untrusting
    Why God, Why?

    What have I done to deserve this Purple disaster that is my life?
    Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Wife
    Like a Lennon character, I'm wordy and alone
    Why God, Why?

    What have I done to deserve this Purple misery?
    Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of My Wife
    Like a Lennon character, I'm wordy and alone
    Why God, Why?

    Why God, Why?
    Why God, Why?
    Why God, Why?
    Why God, Why?
    I believe that one of the characteristics of the human race - possibly the one that is primarily responsible for its course of evolution - is that it has grown by creatively responding to failure.- Glen Seaborg

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    "I Think"

    I Think girl are really a huge problem
    I Think whore are too much on my mind
    I Think clean have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
    But what can you do?

    Like a green rain, beating down on me
    Like a kadeng line, which won't let go of my brain
    Like mischa's ass, it is in my head
    Blame it on short skirts
    Blame it on short skirts
    Blame it on short skirts

    I Think ugly are gonna drive us all crazy
    And face make me feel like a child
    I Think hair will eventually be the downfall of civilization
    But what can you do? I said what can you do?

    Like a green rain, beating down on me
    Like a kadeng line, which won't let go of my brain
    Like mischa's ass, it is in my head
    Blame it on short skirts
    Blame it on short skirts
    Blame it on short skirts

    Like a green rain, beating down on me
    Like mischa's smile, cruel and cold
    Like kadeng's ass, it is in my head
    Blame it on short skirts
    Blame it on short skirts
    Blame it on short skirts


    I m shocked..........lol
    i m gone,thx everyone for so much fun and good info.
    cheers and good bye

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    Cool Try this one...

    hehe...Great find Tedob1, Great find.


    "Will to Live"

    I feel miserable
    Cracks make me ill
    I feel miserable
    Networks tear at my foundations
    I feel miserable
    Routers are dragging me down to the depths of misery
    I want to die

    Is it because of Script Kiddies that I feel this way?
    With the Red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
    Or am I lost in tale of Edger Allen Poe, adrift far from home
    I don't think so, I don't think so.

    Laurie Broke My Will to Live
    Laurie Broke My Will to Live
    Laurie Broke My Will to Live
    I was getting better but then
    Laurie Broke My Will to Live

    I feel miserable
    Trojans rot the flesh from my bones
    I feel miserable
    Firewalls defeat my purpose
    I feel miserable
    Computers are doing their best to impale my soul
    I want to die

    Is it because of Script Kiddies that I feel this way?
    With the Red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
    Am I lost in tale of Edger Allen Poe, adrift far from home
    I don't think so, I don't think so.

    Laurie Broke My Will to Live
    Laurie Broke My Will to Live
    Oh God, Laurie Broke My Will to Live
    I was getting better but then
    Laurie Broke My Will to Live
    I have a question; are you the bug, or the windshield?

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    the same but a little more general then aeallison's..


    "Will to Live"

    I feel miserable
    BSOD's make me ill
    I feel miserable
    Msn tears at my foundations
    I feel miserable
    Hotmail is dragging me down to the depths of misery
    I want to die

    Is it because of Microsoft that I feel this way?
    With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
    Or am I lost in tale of Linus Torvalds, adrift far from home
    I don't think so, I don't think so.

    Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
    Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
    Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
    I was getting better but then
    Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live

    I feel miserable
    Patches rot the flesh from my bones
    I feel miserable
    Updates defeat my purpose
    I feel miserable
    Start Buttons are doing their best to impale my soul
    I want to die

    Is it because of Microsoft that I feel this way?
    With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
    Am I lost in tale of Linus Torvalds, adrift far from home
    I don't think so, I don't think so.

    Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
    Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
    Oh God, Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
    I was getting better but then
    Bill Gates Broke My Will to Live
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
    When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.

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    its hard to believe she sits there all day writing this stuff :-)
    Bukhari:V3B48N826 “The Prophet said, ‘Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?’ The women said, ‘Yes.’ He said, ‘This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind.’”

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