A woman is helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer,
and tells him that he will now need to choose and enter a password, something
he will use to log on.
The husband is in a a rather amorous mood and figures he will try for the
shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer
asks him to enter his password, he makes it plainly obvious to his wife
that he is keying in "penis"...
His wife nearly falls off her chair from laughing so hard when the computer
replies: ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***