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    Aug 2002

    3 biggest.....

    "3 Biggest Software Lies:
    - The program's fully tested and bug-free.
    - We're working on the documentation.
    - Of course we can modify it."

    "3 Biggest Computer Room Lies:
    - As long as you remember to 'SAVE' your input, you'll never lose any files.
    - We run the stuff through as fast as it comes in the door.
    - The new machines are in order."

    "If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime."

    "Oh, boy, virtual memory ! Now I'm gonna make myself a really *big* RAMdisk !"

    "MacOS, Windows, BeOS: they're all just Xerox copies."

    "UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus."

    UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity. Dennis Ritchie.

  2. #2
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    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    \"I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.\"
    Sir Winston Churchill.

  3. #3
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    Feb 2002
    hehe.. ntsa.. I hope you're still "lmao" when you see what xmaddness started in the addicts forum about you.

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