A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and
slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed
harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
she replied, "There certainly is!
My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL !"