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    Name that virus

    Name That Virus

    The AL GORE virus: causes your computer to just keep counting.

    The CLINTON virus: gives you a 7-inch hard drive with NO memory.

    The BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus: makes a new hard drive out of an old

    The LEWINSKY virus: sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-
    everyone about what it did.

    The RONALD REAGAN virus: saves your data, but forgets where it is

    The JESSE JACKSON virus: warns you constantly about illegitimate file
    reproduction, while illegitimately reproducing files in the background.

    The MIKE TYSON virus: quits after two bytes.

    The OPRAH WINFREY virus: your 300 MB hard drive shrinks to 100 MB, then
    slowly expands to restabilize around 200 MB.

    The JACK KEVORKIAN virus: deletes all old files.

    The PROZAC virus: totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't

    The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus: only attacks minor files.

    The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus: terminates some files, leaves, but will

    and last but not least ...

    The LORENA BOBBITT virus: reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch
    then discards it through Windows
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    Where's the Bush virus? Where it hogs all system resources for itself, and leaves nothing for other processes
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    i just made this up and thought id add it:
    the condom virus: protects you from other viruses but makes you feel like your keyboard and mouse are made of rubber making it difficult to type.
    must be deleted before you can add another harddrive.

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    What about the Bill Gates virus, almost everybody has it. This makes you feel really BAD.
    This virus generatez a lot of trouble and blue screenz

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    The Democratic Party Virus->Attaches itself to the majority of files in your computer,but a flaw in the design causes it to constantly conflict with itself during attempted operation rendering it useless.
    [shadow]I don\'t believe in anarchy.If you\'re not smart enough to beat the system it\'s your problem. [/shadow]

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    the bill gates virus(windows) : the slowest virus available......hogs too much memory.......and makes u smash yr head on the bsod.........
    buying M$ OS is like ordering a soup where u gotta pay extra for the bowl and spoon....and each time u order something new u gotta pay a huge amount for a new table!!!

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    The 4MidgetHitMen Virus : Forces your computer to post bogus Virus threads on various Security forums
    [shadow]Scorp666, the Infamous Orgasmatron[/shadow]

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