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Thread: 10 reasons trick or treat is better than sex!!!!

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    10 reasons trick or treat is better than sex!!!!

    10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
    little something in the sack.

    9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
    and go at it again.

    8. The uglier you look, the easier
    it is to get some.

    7. You don't have to compliment the
    person who gave you candy.

    6. The person giving you candy doesn't
    fantasize you're someone else.

    5. If you get a stomach ache,
    it won't last 9 months.

    4. If you wear your Batman mask,
    no one thinks you're kinky.

    3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
    you moaning and groaning.

    2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.

    1. If you don't get what you want,
    you can always go next door!!
    \"Nuts!\"- Commanding General 101st Airborne Division Dec 1944 in answer to German request that he surrender Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge
    Life has a certian flavor for those who have fought and risked it all that the sheltered and protected can never experience.- John Stewart Mill
    White, Hetrosexual, Christian male. I own guns, hunt, eat meat, burn wood, and my wife wears fur... Any questions?

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    Senior Member gore's Avatar
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    Oct 2002
    hahaahha hell yea! and dont forget the Misfits play every year!!!!!

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    Sep 2002
    Misfits (now the Shitfits) suck. They were cool when they had Glenn Danzig. He is playing this halloween right by my town!
    Maybe i will think of one later.

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    Jul 2002
    Hey the Misfits were and always will be one of the greatest bands ever. TOOL is playing on Halloween by me, cant *****ing wait. "All Hell Breaks Loose"

    Alright take it ease

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    The Lizard King SarinMage's Avatar
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    Jan 2002
    i was gonna gotot that tool show trippin

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    Who's thinking of those cute Japanese school outfits right now...? Okay, just me.

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