October 24th, 2002, 05:54 AM
10 reasons trick or treat is better than sex!!!!
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier
it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the
person who gave you candy.
6. The person giving you candy doesn't
fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache,
it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask,
no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear
you moaning and groaning.
2. You'll feel less guilt the next morning.
1. If you don't get what you want,
you can always go next door!!
\"Nuts!\"- Commanding General 101st Airborne Division Dec 1944 in answer to German request that he surrender Bastogne during the Battle of the Bulge
Life has a certian flavor for those who have fought and risked it all that the sheltered and protected can never experience.- John Stewart Mill
White, Hetrosexual, Christian male. I own guns, hunt, eat meat, burn wood, and my wife wears fur... Any questions?
October 24th, 2002, 07:15 AM
hahaahha hell yea! and dont forget the Misfits play every year!!!!!
October 24th, 2002, 10:39 AM
Misfits (now the Shitfits) suck. They were cool when they had Glenn Danzig. He is playing this halloween right by my town!
Maybe i will think of one later.
October 24th, 2002, 02:11 PM
Hey the Misfits were and always will be one of the greatest bands ever. TOOL is playing on Halloween by me, cant *****ing wait. "All Hell Breaks Loose"
October 24th, 2002, 04:25 PM
i was gonna gotot that tool show trippin
October 26th, 2002, 05:13 AM
Who's thinking of those cute Japanese school outfits right now...? Okay, just me.