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  1. #1
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    Aug 2002

    Talking Dr. Suess Explains Why Computers Crash...

    I thought this was pretty funny, so here it is

    DR. Suess explains why computers crash:

    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
    And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
    Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

    If you cursor finds a menu item folowed by a dash,
    And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
    And your data is corrupted because the index doesn't hash,
    Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
    Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    But your packets want to tunnel onto another protocol,
    That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall ~

    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of guass,
    So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
    Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    'Cause as sure as I'm a port, the sucker's gonna hang!

    When a copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
    And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
    Then you'll have to flash your memory, and you'll want to RAM your ROM
    Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!

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    Thumbs up Dr Suse


    Now if someone whould write about SPAM!!!!
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    And learning to Play the Bugle

  3. #3
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    that is one of the funniest things i've read about computers crashing in a good long while, im gonna have to print that out on the printer down the hall at school tomorrow ROTFLMAO
    I did not come here to tell you how it is going to end, I came here to tell you how it was going to begin. I\'m going to hang up this phone, then I\'m going to tell these people what you don\'t want them to hear.

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    Jan 2002
    good ol' dr.suess that style is always good for a laugh
    what is love but contempt for hate?

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