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    Truisms....

    I haven't a clue as to the identity of the author.....but my hat is off to whomever it may be!!

    (P.S. Since it's not technical in nature, I posted here rather than the tech humor forum...)

    Truisms
    Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright
    until you hear them speak.
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    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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    A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
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    On the other hand, you have other fingers.
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    I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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    When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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    Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
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    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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    "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted
    then used against you."
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    I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
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    Despite the cost of living have you noticed how it remains so popular?
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    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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    It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and
    blamed it on the cost of living.
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    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
    right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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    It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
    some one would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
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    You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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    Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's
    population.
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    If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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    The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those
    who got there first.
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    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
    will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
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    Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
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    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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    It recently was discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
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    Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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    I wished the buck stopped here, 'cause I could use a few.
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    I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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    When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
    people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
    Al
    It isn't paranoia when you KNOW they're out to get you...

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    hehe... these are funny....

    specially this one>> Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
    will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
    Hi! I am new to these forums.......

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    so true in the computing industries---------> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    More AP for you!

    If I had a nickel for each time...
    Have you filled out an ID-10-T or PEBKAK form lately?

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    Allenb, Very cool. I think I like the first one the best.
    Work... Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints...

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