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Thread: If Microsoft Wrote Nmap

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    Jaded Network Admin nebulus200's Avatar
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    Smile If Microsoft Wrote Nmap

    Someone probably has posted this before, but I didn't see it and I thought it was funny so here goes:


    There is only one constant, one universal, it is the only real truth: causality. Action. Reaction. Cause and effect...There is no escape from it, we are forever slaves to it. Our only hope, our only peace is to understand it, to understand the 'why'. 'Why' is what separates us from them, you from me. 'Why' is the only real social power, without it you are powerless.

    (Merovingian - Matrix Reloaded)

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    Senior Member tampabay420's Avatar
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    Not too funny? I do like nmap :-)
    yeah, I\'m gonna need that by friday...

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    never heard of Nmap before, but even that gives me an idea of what it's about, the fact that it bags that damn paper clip is a very good point too

    i think that clip has to be the most irritating thing that m/s have come up with, apart from blue screens and such... and yes i know you can turn it off, but what about shared computers where they disable that sort of thing? its just plain annoying, i prefer the cat

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    Yes very amusing,

    unfortunately some of these options should be pointed out to kiddies before they start using (the real) nmap... oh well

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    Oh poo... I just posted on this topic and noticed this post already here. -2 Karma for me

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