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  1. #1
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    Dec 2001

    Talking 11 rules of BIll Gates

    These are some calssics and since they brought up bofh i taught that this would please some too :

    11 rules of BIll Gates

    Rule one
    Life is not fair; get used to it.

    Rule two
    The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to
    accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

    Rule three
    You will NOT make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You
    won't be a vice president with car phone, until you earn both.

    Rule four
    If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. He doesn't
    have tenure.

    Rule five
    Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a
    different word for burger flipping; they called it opportunity.

    Rule six
    If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about ! your
    mistakes, learn from them.

    Rule seven
    Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They
    got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to
    you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rainforest from the
    parasites of your parents' generation, try "delousing" the closet in your
    own room.

    Rule eight
    Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In
    some schools they have abolished failing grades; they'll give you as many
    times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest
    resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

    Rule nine
    Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few
    employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own

    Rule 10
    Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the
    coffee shop and go to jobs.
    Rule 11
    Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
    assembly.... digital dna ?

  2. #2
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    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Rule six
    If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about ! your
    mistakes, learn from them.
    Some of those rules are too good to be the ones of Bill G. If you really read the rule 6 and if you watch Windows, you'll understand what I want to say.
    Life is boring. Play NetHack... --more--

  3. #3
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    Oct 2002
    " Rule one, Life is not fair; get use." That is exactly what bill gates believes. I know that live is not fair, because my little brothers best friend was just killed by a car, and the f**cking car driver ran. The boy just turned 13 years old, and he didn't deserve it but that is life. So when Bill Gates makes his bugggy OS's and people complain about it; guess what he says? "Life is not fair get used to it."

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    You guys really think this stuff is fun? man, altough KissCools post was kinda fun i almost get depressed reading this...

    especially after what ebo posted...

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