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    How to make a christmas cake

    Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake

    Ingredients:
    1 cup water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    Lemon Juice
    4 large eggs
    Nuts
    1 bottle of Vodka
    1 can of Red Bull
    2 cups dried fruit

    Method:
    Sample the vodka to check the quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
    To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix
    with a little red bull and drink.
    Repeat
    Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
    bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
    At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
    Flavour
    with
    red bull to taste.
    Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
    Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
    fruit.
    Pick fruit off floor
    Mix on the turner.
    If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
    dcrewdriver.
    Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity, flavour with a little
    Bed
    Rull.
    Next sift two cups of salt. Or something
    Who giveshz a shi**
    Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
    Pick up the can, mop the floor
    Check the vodka
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table.
    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don't forget to beat off the turner
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and
    kick
    the dog.
    Fall into bed.

    CHERRY MISTMAS

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    yuck, red bull (taurine) cake- make me gag...

    no offense , i love RedBull and V0dka, but taurine in a cake?

    Try SPARKS(c) (it's the same thing as RedBull&Vodka drink)
    yeah, I\'m gonna need that by friday...

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    Originally posted here by tampabay420
    yuck, red bull (taurine) cake- make me gag...

    no offense , i love RedBull and V0dka, but taurine in a cake?

    Try SPARKS(c) (it's the same thing as RedBull&Vodka drink)

    lol did you read the "instructions" to making this "cake" ?



    hehe, I have seen something similar for Jack Daniels and Turkey




    El Diablo

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    my bad- i'm stupid... didn't bother to read the directions...

    lol- that's pretty funny... i feel dumb :-|
    yeah, I\'m gonna need that by friday...

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    LMAO... TVR's (Tequilla Vodka and Rebull's) Have knocked me out a feew to many times.....so now I drink the one at a time
    v.funny....I feel tempted to try it...
    With all the subtlety of an artillery barrage / Follow blindly, for the true path is sketchy at best. .:Bring OS X to x86!:.
    Og ingen kan minnast dei linne drag i dronningas andlet den fagre dag Då landet her kvilte i heilag fred og alle hadde kjærleik å elske med.

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    Yeah well i thought it was hilarious, but thats probably my dry irish humor

    Hope yous liked it

    r3b00+

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