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    Source Code Of Win2000

    /* Source Code Windows 2000 */

    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "win98.h"
    #include "workst~1.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #include "monopoly.h"
    #include "backdoor.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD

    char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
    make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
    disable_Netscape();
    disable_RealPlayer();
    disable_Lotus_Products();
    hang_system();
    } //if
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_31();
    do_nothing_loop();
    } // if
    } //while

    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
    set_mouse(action,jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
    } //if

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    } // while
    create_general_protection_fault();

    } // main

    That's all, no comments !!!

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    lol that's a good one

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    Why is this post somewhat negative. Sincerely I thought the joke wasn't all that great but it was a joke in Tech Humor. It isn't crude, it isn't politically incorrect, it is in the right thread. Why jump on it with negs? If anything jokes should be neutral all the time don't waste negs or positives. Give those to people that deserve them for posting in the useful forums.

    /me steps off soapbox and welcomes Seanranger to the unique nature of Antipoints.
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    Originally posted here by SodaMoca5
    Why is this post somewhat negative. Sincerely I thought the joke wasn't all that great but it was a joke in Tech Humor. It isn't crude, it isn't politically incorrect, it is in the right thread. Why jump on it with negs? If anything jokes should be neutral all the time don't waste negs or positives. Give those to people that deserve them for posting in the useful forums.

    /me steps off soapbox and welcomes Seanranger to the unique nature of Antipoints.
    Soda, check this http://www.antionline.com/showthread...hreadid=237035 it might give you an idea.

    Cheers:
    DjM

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    cout << "\n" << action("laugh"); << "\n";
    yeah, I\'m gonna need that by friday...

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    So, he placed the thread in the wrong area the first time? He obviously figured that out and moved it to the correct place. He is a newb who made a mistake. You shouldn't neg him for making a mistake.
    I read somewhere you shouldn\'t always believe what you read so what the Hell am I supposed to do?

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    Yes DjM I saw that thread. I then PM'd him and recommended he remove it or apologize there for it. Notice I didn't place a comment there about negs. Here the content is in the right place so I still don't understand negging it. Use the neg where it will do the best or, since he is very new, help him out with a PM or a post explaining the problem.

    I must admit if this guy had 10-20 posts or 2-3 greenies I would not bring this up at all. But he doesn't and he tried to correct an obvious error and for that got negged. It isn't wrong to do so I just find it counter productive and don't understand it.
    SodaMoca5
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    MessageBox("It is killing my time?");
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