November 24th, 2002, 08:27 PM
Osama In Hell
Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to
hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," the devil says. "You're on my list, but
I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll
tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple of people here who
weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil led him into the
first room. In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept
diving in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was
his fate in hell.
"No," bin Laden said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."
So the devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini
with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony if
all I did was break rocks all day," bin Laden commented.
So the devil opened a third door.
In it, bin Laden saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms
staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent
over him was his girl Monica, doing what she does best.
Osama bin Laden stared in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
(My Comment: Hehehe, that was funny. What did you all think?)
November 24th, 2002, 08:30 PM
Hee hee. I've heard that one before in another context, but still makes me giggle.
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November 24th, 2002, 08:31 PM
That was good, Spyder 32. Did you make that one up? I thought I had seen a joke like that before on another site, either way, it still made me laugh.
I read somewhere you shouldn\'t always believe what you read so what the Hell am I supposed to do?
November 24th, 2002, 11:09 PM