November 27th, 2002, 06:07 PM
10 Best Things to Say if Caught Sleeping at Desk
TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
10. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out a solution to our biggest problem."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved
about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time."
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people
who practice Yoga?"
4. "The coffee machine is broken..."
3. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
2. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT
1. "In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirt, Amen."
(My Comment: Hahahaha! I used the number 1 reason today, and the boss laughed his ass off along with me. I find it funny as anything and you probably will to. Oh incase anyone cares, I'm back.)
November 27th, 2002, 06:47 PM
LOL. That's pretty good.. Although I heavily favor the coffee one's (3 + 4).
Me though, I'd just be honest and say I had a neck spasm from working until 1am the previous night.
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his - George Patton
November 27th, 2002, 06:53 PM
November 27th, 2002, 07:07 PM
Liked those, gave me a good laugh.
November 28th, 2002, 01:13 AM
My favorite is something like this: Gak?! hukuh! ummmm.........
OK it's not my favorite, but it's all I can manage
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November 28th, 2002, 01:25 AM
Yeah, good ones. If only I have read this 4 years before, then I could have used some of them. Anyway, I usually just smile and if my boss caught me taking a nap. He knows that I'm tired because of staying late doing projects.
November 28th, 2002, 06:59 AM
Another 5 that u cud use!!
Another 5 that u missed
"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"
"Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
But i loved the 1st point!
Mind intentionally left blank...
November 28th, 2002, 09:21 AM
Another one I heard was to say I just gave my eyelids a rest..
Practise what you preach.