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Thread: Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

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    Talking Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged

    I'm not sure if where these came from but I received them from my mother-in-law. Thought you all might like them. :-D


    Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

    Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

    Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

    Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses
    and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and...

    Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

    Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

    Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
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    Now, RFC Compliant! Noia's Avatar
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    hehhe, I fall into too many of these chatagories.......hmmm...

    Merry X-Mas ppl

    - Noia
    With all the subtlety of an artillery barrage / Follow blindly, for the true path is sketchy at best. .:Bring OS X to x86!:.
    Og ingen kan minnast dei linne drag i dronningas andlet den fagre dag Då landet her kvilte i heilag fred og alle hadde kjærleik å elske med.

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    Senior Member gore's Avatar
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    i just made a funny one up for crack addicts:
    jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock.

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    And for those addicted to AO

    (to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

    Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
    From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
    I'm happy--although
    My boss let me go--
    Happily addicted to AO
    All night long, I sit clicking,
    Unaware time is ticking,
    There's beard on my cheek,
    Same clothes for a week,
    Happily addicted to AO.

    Friends come by; they shake me,
    Saying, "Yo, man!
    Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
    With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
    I just discovered antionline-dot-com!"

    I don't phone, don't send faxes,
    Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
    Who cares if someday
    They drag me away?
    I'm happily addicted to AO!

    Unknown author (slightly modified)
    If you receive something that says \'Send this to everyone you know,\' pretend you don\'t know me.

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