Why men love unix
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11

Thread: Why men love unix

  1. #1
    Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    80

    Talking Why men love unix

    This is the reason why men love unix :

    >===========================

    >Touch;

    >finger;

    >unzip;

    >strip;

    >mount;

    >mv;

    >halt;

    >mv;

    >halt;

    >mv;

    >halt;

    >mv;

    >halt;

    >mv;

    >halt;

    >mv;

    >halt;

    >mv;

    >halt;

    >mv;

    >halt;

    >mv;

    >halt;

    >core dump;

    >unmount;

    >sleep...

    AND IMAGINE ALL THIS FOR FREE~!!

  2. #2
    Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    394
    Good one, got to remeber that one!!

    Sounds sexy to me.

  3. #3
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    2
    lol cute

  4. #4
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Posts
    4
    Oh geeze... Thanks for the laugh!

    ___
    << COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key >>

  5. #5
    Senior Member roswell1329's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Posts
    670
    I heard it another way:

    who | grep -i blonde; cd ~; talk; touch; finger; unzip; strip; mount; uptime; gasp; yes; eject; unmount; sleep
    /* You are not expected to understand this. */

  6. #6
    er0k
    Guest
    i believe a few mkdir's would be suitable, if you catch my drift

  7. #7
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Posts
    508
    nice one..he..he.he..how about this got nothing to do with man or woman (only jokes so..don't flame me ) :
    NOTE :

    % => user must run C- Shell. ( tested on FreeBSD only..don't know about other *nix)

    % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
    Modifier failed.


    % make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

    % sleep with me
    bad character

    % got a light?
    No match.

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

    % %blow
    %blow: No such job.


    Cheerss
    Not an image or image does not exist!
    Not an image or image does not exist!

  8. #8
    The Doctor Und3ertak3r's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2002
    Posts
    2,743
    I have heard it said that only a true twisted mind, a real linux loving geek could possably laugh at comments like these.. .. LOL LOL

    loved them guys

    cheers..
    "Consumer technology now exceeds the average persons ability to comprehend how to use it..give up hope of them being able to understand how it works." - Me http://www.cybercrypt.co.nr

  9. #9
    Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Posts
    37
    LOL! Ok - now I know I am twisted and need to get outside more!

  10. #10
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Calgary, AB Canada
    Posts
    140
    omg, my Linux experience will never be the same! i'm starting to wonder if I should let my g/f look at these, lol. (with her knowing I'm a new and avid Linux user :P)
    Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •