January 20th, 2003, 11:11 AM
Top 10 signs your child may be a H4ck0r
1. Your phone bill lists 1,987 household lines.
2. Your child tells you that the private interview with the Secret Service agent was for a social studies class essay.
3. You receive mail addressed to Phil E. Phreak.
4. The kid cheers Lex Luthor whenever a Superman movie runs on TV.
5. The CEO of a regional Bell operating company appears on your doorstep, sobbing uncontrollably and begging forgiveness.
6. You find a copy of Phrack magazine hidden under the underwear in your son's bedroom dresser. (The Playboy magazine is next to the handheld scanner, of course.)
7. The kid asks for a Novell Access Server for his birthday.
8. The little silver-colored wheel on your electric meter spins so fast it flies off, slices your neighbor's elm tree neatly in two and flattens a tire on a Chevy Monte Carlo three blocks away.
9. Your kids English teacher calls, sounding really curious, to ask why the kid selected the Oklahoma City phone directory for their monthly book report.
10. Your kid names Robert Morris Jr. as his "Most Admired American."
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
Clare Boothe Luce
January 20th, 2003, 07:59 PM
1, 2, and 5 are the real signs ...
January 20th, 2003, 08:38 PM
Hi this was posted HERE
by me a long time ago.
January 20th, 2003, 08:41 PM
'eh where u get that gore? From a website or what? Did he just plain rip that off you?
The more spam the better.
January 20th, 2003, 08:48 PM
Haha. Some are true but yea where did you get that gore?
January 20th, 2003, 08:53 PM
i found it on a site about 3 moths ago and posted it with a **** load of other stuff, if you read the link i added in my post saying i already posted that you can read it.