January 26th, 2003, 07:53 AM
If you're happy and you know it...
Now for those of you who don't get it, sing to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It"
If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
- by John Robbins
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's all the proof we need,
If they're not there, they must be there,
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
January 26th, 2003, 08:03 AM
January 26th, 2003, 08:06 AM
If this has nothing to do with tech, poke debwalin,
If you feel like getting bitchslapped for no reason, poke debwalin,
If you're feeling kind of sad, and you want to feel even worse,
If you have a liking for pain, poke debwalin
Welcome to Hell , where we have served more than all of the fast food chains put together! And the number grows everyday! Stay tuned!
January 26th, 2003, 09:16 AM
whats sad is that we have no reason to bomb iraq. iraqi people arent responsible for the crimes their government commits. So hey lets kill the whole country even though the person in charge doenst even care about them, so as to where he commits these crimes just because hes into disaster porn. notice how other superpowers dont want to help us, o wait, its because theirs no reason to! bush has done a great job making us all hate everyone in the middle east instead of just the ones responsible for terror.