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    gore+ i built a language.

    I have decided that since im not going to write another Bastard system Admin
    from Michigan untilli get my new PC ill keep up the entertainment by starting a
    programming launguage, i cant program in any languages, i do know HTML but that
    doesnt count in this, but i also know how programming works a lil bit, so i
    decided to write this entertaining lil page about my programming language.

    1. 1. Open any PLAIN text editor, or if your a person with balls of steal youll
    be opening vi or emacs

    All programs written in gore+ have a .gore extension, so make sure when you
    save it you specify this.


    for the first program, ill use the one i just did, i was hungry soi needed to
    reprogram my frozen Pizza into nummyness heating system unit, .gore is very
    powerful so this was easy

    /
    $ if "pizza" = "cold/frozen" "Heat" "%400 Degrees" -20 minutes
    $ if "pizza" = "warm" ^continue "Heat"
    $ if "Pizza" = "Hot -inside -out #Beep
    $ ("Let Cool") = 5 "minutes"
    $ plate -put "pizza" on | carry into room
    $ if "pizza" = "%good" Gain Weight = "true"
    $ #Done.

    now, from a command line type in

    gorepiler -pizza | compile -now -full

    now that was a basic program to get you started. Now for a difficult task,
    making coffee in gore+

    Making coffee can be very difficult, but this very simple program will have you
    feeling like a hyper kid in no time.

    /
    $ if "me" = "tired" "start coffee machine" #of "cups"="10"
    $ if "%coffee" = cold/coolingdown : "Heat" %10 "minutes"
    $ if "new coffe beans" detected : "start machine again"
    $ #done.

    See not to bad, gore+ is very powerful, soon youll be learning to use it to
    start your car, your shower, watch your kids ( if %little shits=runing around
    screaming: start valium ice cream mix = "true" ) hehehehe. lol enjoy everyone.
    this took a lil while to write but its funny i think, and yes its true i cant
    really program but i have the ideas of how it works.

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    i dont normally laugh that often at stuff i see posted in tech humour but this one has me laughing haha ..... well done. maybe you can launch this new language officially at goreCON this year heh
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    Damn gore... you must have been very bored!

    You do know that the superbowl is on... right?

    Either way... very funny! LoL
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    Ha HA HA!

    u'VE made me hungry now!


    Dr_Evil

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    this can't be run under win xp can it?

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    Sorry Drew,

    it is command line only, I suspect that Gore+ requires its own file system also, some thing so powerful couldnot exist in a FAT enviroment let alone NTFS.. It would create its own FAT.. would have to be careful. in the wrong hands it could also date your girlfriend, drink your beer, and charge it all to your credit card.. HEY Gore you don't have thse security hole still do you?

    Cheers
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    i'll get unix soon so it's all good. do you think gore+ could find a suitable gf?

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    Yup.. gore+ can..

    /
    $ if "me" = "lonely" "look for nice person" #gender != "male"
    $ %person do "give flowers"
    $ while %person != "content" do "give chocolates"
    $ while date = "1" sex = "no"
    $ if %person Gain Weight = "true" then restart;
    $ #done.

    should do the trick

    but if you can do the same??
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    haha, i was pullin that stuff outta my head as i was typing and i already have innovaters lol

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    yes well i loved gore+ and i was/am eating icecream. result? an adition to the gore+ open source community


    AutoExec.ini
    /
    $ start loop -infinite -load on startup { if "input = i want icecream" "run ice_cream" }

    ice_cream
    /
    $ if "ice_cream" = "cold/frozen" "eat"
    $ if "ice_cream" = "warm" "throw at waitress"
    $ if "ice_cream" = "cold/frozen -inside -out" "ready = 1" #include Spoon
    $ if "ice_cream" = "%good" Gain Weight = "true"
    $ #Done.

    Spoon
    /
    $ if "ready = 1" "output = spoon in bowl" "output target = bowl" #include Bowl
    $ if "ready = 0" "output = hanky for running nose"

    Bowl
    /
    $ if "spoon flying at bowl & ready = 1" "accept spoon & use spoon to put ice_cream in bowl"
    $ if "ready = 0" "don't accept spoon & leave ice_cream alone"
    $ if "ice_cream spills" "clean it up" #include Mother

    Mother
    /
    $ %Mother = kernal
    $ if "ice_cream spills" "yell 'clean it up %Mother'"
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