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i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii) Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam
will be forced to join Al Qayda Group.
iii) Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall.
Students may keep their daggers, Revolvers and pack of anthrax
bombs only for


Math Exam Time 3hours
Full Marks 100

All questions are compulsory.

1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wives & 28
children in his house. Abdul distributed money to his wives in
such a proportion that the youngest and most recent wife
maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and each wife gets double
her former competitor. Abdul Has 1700 Rupaye left in his house.
Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find out
the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn
money so that his wives do not starve.

2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marijhuana,
haroine and LSD s are 50,60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim
offers a discount of Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more
50 grams of drug. If Rahim, a buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount,
out the grams of LSD he bought.

3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball
.02% of its original shape each time. Find the percentage
deformation the ball due to tampering in a one day series
India in which Imran bowled 9.3 overs.

4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder
Limited.He has to threaten 10 people per day over the
40% of the people he threatens are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30%
are Businessmen in Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and
10% are
shopkeepers in Calcutta. IF isd charges are rupaye 15, 25,40, 50
per minute from Mohammed's city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi,
Calcutta and Madras respectively and he gets a Telephone bill of
10,230 Rupaya in a month Find out The No of Cinema stars in
Mumbai, threatened in
that particular month.

5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak47.one AK 49,one
Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Ron
for training .One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A
Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each , a
of Rdx Bomb attached with remote Control is 500 $. The
group admits 2000 new people every year out of which 30 % are
court-martialed. Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt
to provide each year to run such a group.

6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in Pakistan is given by the
following equation X exp3 +X exp2-16 = i; Find out x.

7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78
%. Probabilty of a Military general to be shot is 80 %. FInd
joint! probability of a Prime minister to be shot who is also a
Military general.

8)Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI
Theorem with Osama BIn Ladens correction (That is taking the
value of PI = 786 instead of 3.14....), if Paktunistaan is
as a heptagon.