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    God and B.Gates Hell and Heaven joke...


    Here's the joke:


    Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God.

    God: "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

    Bill: "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

    God: "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."

    Bill: "Fine, but where should I go first?"

    God: "I'm going to leave that up to you."

    Bill: "OK, then, let's try Hell first."

    So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing, and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased.

    Bill: "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"

    God: "Fine."...

    ...and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.

    Bill: "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell."

    God: "Fine, as you desire."

    So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave He was being burned and tortured by demons.

    God: "How's everything going, Bill?"

    Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and disappointment.

    Bill: "This is awful; this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

    And God said...: "That was the screen saver."




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    lol, so the code of the gates is .... CTRL+ALT+DEL.....

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    Indeed shrekkie, a nice post in between all the other sad ones. Always good to have a laugh in between. Thanks for sharing a good mood Dark.

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    pretty sure iv posted this one already, but its good to see others liked it, mine went a lil different, in the one i posted it was a Windos programmar and it was an angel that showed him hell and when he was put in a pot of lava he asked wait wheres the beach? and the angel said, oh that was the demo.

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    A+..... LOL's all over the place.. even a little ROTFLMAO!!
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