February 23rd, 2003, 04:41 AM
Liquor Warning for 2003
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA' suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in your getting your ass kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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February 23rd, 2003, 04:44 AM
This sounds more like a joke than anything, if it's a joke it should be under Tech Humor. If not, then you should have posted the source from where you got this information so we know it's not a joke. Just to keep in mind next time.
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February 23rd, 2003, 11:58 AM
LOL, this sounds really funny. I think that if those were really written on the bottles themselves, it would not stop people from drinking. Its more like the opposite, it sounds like a very cool advertising campaign. I would buy one of em just to look at and joke around with. (NOTE: I never touch alcohol in reality). Is this a joke though, or is it real? If its real, it sure as hell will not stop anyone from drinking more or less. If its not real, then see the power of the media and advertisment.
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February 23rd, 2003, 12:07 PM
This is a rehashed joke that has been around for years. Although I think the joke is funny, if it were real, I'm sure the FDA wouldn't think it was funny when a pile of lawsuits came in because they used the word, "retard" in their warnings. LOL.
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February 23rd, 2003, 01:16 PM
i remember a cool flash file which used these warnings. the subject was a stick figure man who was acting drunk and doing the above warnings.
February 23rd, 2003, 02:09 PM
drew the one your talking about can be found
just click on the consumption of alcohol link
February 23rd, 2003, 04:19 PM
WARNING: Alcohol consumption may cause your friend to vomit for a few hours, forcing you to stay up til 4:30 in the morning and make sure he doesn't die.
February 23rd, 2003, 08:06 PM
Sometimes ya just got to Laugh at the reasons that people give negative antipoints....not that I really care that I received them....but come on (ROFLMAO)
Well...thank you very much sir for your 'technical' reprimand as to my behavior. I guess perhaps I should have posted it in 'Site Suggestions' or maybe in 'The Tutorials Forum'...
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What forum would you suggest I post it it.....since it's not 'Tech Humor' http://www.antionline.com/showthread...ght=Tech+Humor
Sorry I've taken up so much of your data space with my inumerable 4 posts this past 2 months.
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February 23rd, 2003, 11:37 PM
Faqt; don't wory bout it....it's prolly some Member hot-head who needs to balance his/her AP's....:P Funny post though It should really have been posted in Tech Humor, but your point is valid.....any way...it wouldn't surprise me if they REALLY did add some of these
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February 24th, 2003, 12:13 AM
may cause you to ride the bus for long long time