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    The "F" word

    This was received from a friend via email
    These are the only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use...


    10. "What the @#$% was that?"



    Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"



    -Custer, 1877





    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."



    -Einstein, 1938





    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"



    -Picasso, 1926





    6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"



    -Pythagoras, 126 BC





    5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"



    -Michelangelo,1566





    4. "Where the @#$% am I?"



    -Amelia Earhart, 1937



    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers.... my ass!"



    -Noah, 4314 BC




    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"



    -Bill Clinton,1999





    And . .. . drum roll .. . . . ....





    1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad."



    -Osama bin Laden, November, 2001
    If you spend more on coffee than on IT security, you will be hacked. What\'s more, you deserve to be hacked.
    -- former White House cybersecurity adviser Richard Clarke

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    Scattered @#$%ing showers.... my ass!"



    -Noah, 4314 BC

    HAHahAHahAhahAHahAHahA!

    Thanks for the laugh!
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    It was only a @#%$ing joint dude!

    The Dell guy.
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    hahaha...thats great!
    [gloworange]And then it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict\'s veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found. \"This is it... this is where I belong...\" I know everyone here... even if I\'ve never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again... I know you all...[/gloworange]

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    Bomb that bastard Sadam..
    and get me some @#$%ing booze !

    G.W. Bush
    ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
    When in Russia, pet a PETSCII.

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    @#%$!

    -Microsoft User, Every day
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    HAHAHA
    There Are Four Colors Of Hats You Need To Watch Out For: Black, White, Grey, and Red. The Respective Meanings Are \"Cracker\", \"Hacker\", \"Guru\", and \"Victim\"

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    4. "Where the @#$% am I?"

    -Amelia Earhart, 1937
    showed this at work.. only one other knew who she was.. geez

    @#%$!

    -Microsoft User, Every day
    should be #1



    just @#!$'n funny

    cheers
    "Consumer technology now exceeds the average persons ability to comprehend how to use it..give up hope of them being able to understand how it works." - Me http://www.cybercrypt.co.nr

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    I Sorry that this post has offened so many people. I am going to leave it up 'cause I thought it was funny. You do not have to read it. If you find it offensive I apologize a head of time. If you choose to neg me for it please be more descriptive then:
    a**h****
    (censoring added by me) and
    This post does not deserve points
    -fine you believe that -but why?

    Again my apologies for trying to find humor with an overly used obscenity.

    Cheers,
    -D
    If you spend more on coffee than on IT security, you will be hacked. What\'s more, you deserve to be hacked.
    -- former White House cybersecurity adviser Richard Clarke

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    that was kinda stupid

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