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    Old ancient one vanman's Avatar
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    Why is it...?

    Hi people,
    Have a look at these quotes and tell me they donít have any relevancy to our real life situations. Enjoy.
    1.Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
    2.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemon juice?
    3.Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
    4.Why is it when you are driving and you are looking for an address, you turn down the volume on your radio?
    5.Why is it that the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    6.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called the rush hour?
    7.Why isnít there mouse-flavored cat food?
    8.Why is a boxing ring square?
    9.Why canít they make the whole aeroplane out of the same material as the so-called indestructible black box?

    Strange but true I think.

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    vanman
    Practise what you preach.

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    AO Łbergeek phishphreek's Avatar
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    I think someone had the "urge to herbal"? lol sorry, bad pun.
    U been smokin on that wacky tobacci again there vman? lol

    Cool post, does give you some stuff to think about.

    I had a "bathroom reader" a while back that had that sort of stuff in it.

    Like...

    Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

    Stuff like you just posted. If I can find it, I'll post them.
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