It's my belief that computers aren't something you use like you would a Stairmaster. You can't get a workout on it in a half-hour. You need to have it as part of your life.
--Elisabeth Stock Computers for Youth, as quoted by The New York Times.
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
--Wernher von Braun
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
HELP: The feature that assists in generating more questions. When the Help feature is used correctly, users are able to navigate through a series of Help screens and end up where they started from without learning a damn thing.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end
The good news: Computers allow us to work 100% faster. The bad news: They generate 300% more work.
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.
--Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers