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    Talking Bill Gates is sharing his money !

    LOL, i have three funny things to share.

    #1. Insanity Test

    #2. This email i got :


    Dear Friends,
    Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is
    sharing his fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later.
    Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in
    an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most
    widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta
    test.

    When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and
    will track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two
    week time period.

    For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft
    will pay you $245.00, for every person that you sent it to that
    forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every
    third person that receives it, you will be paid $241.00. Within
    two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then
    send you a cheque.

    Regards.
    Charles S. Bailey
    General Manager Field Operations
    1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-245-1085 or RNX 292-1085
    Charles_Bailey@csx.com



    I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after
    receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on, Microsoft contacted
    me for my address and within days, I received a cheque for
    US$24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is
    over. If anyone can afford this Bill Gates is the man.

    It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as
    many people as possible.
    You are bound to get at least US$10,000.00.
    We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test
    without getting a little something for our time. My brother's
    girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit
    him for the Baylor/UT game.

    She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and
    was stamped "Paid In Full".

    Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real

    Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make
    them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that
    AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are
    running an e-mail beta test.

    When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will
    track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week
    time period.

    For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft
    will pay you $203.15.
    For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
    Microsoft will pay you $156.29
    And for every third person that receives it, you will be
    paid $17.65.
    Within two weeks, Intel will contact you for your address
    and then send you a check.
    I thought this was a scam myself, but a friend of my good
    friend's Aunt Patricia, who works at Intel, actually got a check
    of $4,54323 by forwarding this e-mail.

    Try it; what have you got to lose????
    Time !
    blah

    #3. See attachment.
    \"I have a 386 Pentium.\"

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    haa haa haa.. . omg, I so failed the insanity test. . .I'm still laughing! HA!
    Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
    Clare Boothe Luce

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    If you open the insanity test at work and your speakers are too loud your whole office will fail the test.
    Why take the stairs when you can just fall?

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    Hmm try www.funnyjunk.com they got it there too.

    (added the much needed extra n, in funnyjunk)

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    Omg your right it is www.funnyjunk.com

    Not 1 n, but 2 'ns.


    Really sorry and its not my site.

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    king of cavemen you may want to change it in your first post and delete your second one you can do that by clicking the edit button changing the link. just a thought
    Duct tape.....A whole lot of Duct Tape
    Spyware/Adaware problem click
    here

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    I'll edit mine if you edit yours...

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