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    Old ancient one vanman's Avatar
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    Freestate,South Africa

    How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Greetings all,
    Some funnies I thought I should share with all the animal lovers out there.
    1.Golden retriever:The sun is shining, the day is young,weíve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you are worried about a stupid burnt out bulb?
    2.Border collie:Just one , And then I will replace any wiring thatís not up to code.
    3.Dachhund:You know I canít reach that stupid lamp!
    4.Rottweiler:Make me!
    5.Labrador:Oh me!,me!!Pleeeeeeze let me change the bulb!Can I?Can I?Huh?Huh?Huh?Can I?
    6.Tiberian terrier:Let the Border collie do it .You can feed me while he is doing it.
    7.Jack russel terrier:Iíll just pop it while I am bouncing off the wall and furniture.
    8.Poodle:Iíll just blow in the Collies ear and he will be finished by the time I am done with my nails.
    9.Cocker spaniel:Why change it?I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
    10.Boxer:Who cares?I can still play with my squeky toys in the dark.
    11.Chihuahua:Yo quieroTacoBulb.
    12.Irish wolfhound:Can someone else do it please/I have got a hangover.
    13.Pointer:I see it, there it is,there it is,right there..
    14.Staffie:Who cares about the bulb ?Can I hang from the fitting please/
    15.Greyhound:It isnít moving !Who cares?
    16.Hound dog:ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
    17.Australian Sheppard:First Iíll herd all the light bulbs into one little circleÖ
    Catogs do not change light bulbs.Humans do.So the question is How long before I can expect some light?

    Hope you enjoyed it.
    Practise what you preach.

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    Oct 2002
    Are dogs wonderfull or what?Personally I like no 12.lol!!!!!!!Hey I needed that. Maybe I need to take a nap..ha ..ha!!!!

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