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    Old Fart
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    Jun 2002

    Beer is good for the brain....

    This has to be the most unique justification for drinking beer I have ever seen. It was emailed to me by my Uncle Joe (you remember uncle joe, he was the one afraid to cut the cake) <---------Bob Segar humor for some of the older members). At any rate, read on and enjoy!

    If you're gonna learn one theory in life, this is the

    one...I have not seen anyone explain this as well as

    Cliff Clavin, on the sitcom Cheers.

    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff was explaining the

    Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm, and here's how it


    The Buffalo Theory "Well ya see Norm, it's like

    this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the

    slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the

    slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed


    This natural selection is good for the herd as a

    whole, because the general speed and health of the

    whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of

    the weakest members." "In much the same way, the

    human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest

    brain cells.

    Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills

    brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and

    weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular

    consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,

    making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

    That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
    It isn't paranoia when you KNOW they're out to get you...

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    Senior Member tampabay420's Avatar
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    Aug 2002
    sc0re! i like that- i'm suprized i didn't see that episode...
    anyway- great, thanx... i'll tell my-self that next time i down a smooth brown ale!
    yeah, I\'m gonna need that by friday...

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    Feb 2003
    well if that were true then i would be a super-genius by now. oh well, i guess i gotta keep trying. hehe.

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    yeah thats hilarious allenb, i got that in an email sometime ago..... loved it then and love it now!

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    Top Gun Maverick811's Avatar
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    Oct 2001
    Well, that settles it - more beer for me... Actually I drink enough already, so I should be darn smart by now, oh well... Note to self: drink more beer starting tonight!
    - Maverick

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    Check out thread "favorite ever songs" -post # 2--believe it -or not!

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    Mar 2003
    Hahahaha i love that episode. I taped it a while ago. I still laugh every time i watch it.

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    Oct 2001
    I used to assign to this theory until I culled my cells into extinction.

  9. #9
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    Dec 2002
    Good joke HaHaHa

    i will try hard to have a more efficient brain

    Thanks alenb1963 for sharing this
    God is Love

  10. #10
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    Feb 2003
    Yeah that's why Homer Simpson gets smarter in each newer episode of the Simpsons
    \"If you befriend a person but lack the mercy to correct him, then you are in fact his enemy!!!!\"

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